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Ryan as a cute, 16 year old prep schooler.

Ryan as a cute, 16 year old prep schooler.

Good Lord.

Good Lord.

God this is terrifying

God this is terrifying

Ryan is going to be such a good dad soon.

Ryan is going to be such a good dad soon.

World’s Largest Truckstop, with very mediocre bathroom facilities and snack options. It’s hard to impress me with truck stops these days.

World’s Largest Truckstop, with very mediocre bathroom facilities and snack options. It’s hard to impress me with truck stops these days.

My living room is a mess. A baby.could be seriously injured in this environment.

My living room is a mess. A baby.could be seriously injured in this environment.

Mommy’s onesie is slightly more sinister.

Mommy’s onesie is slightly more sinister.

We got some neon fabric markers. Daddy made this awesome TV.

We got some neon fabric markers. Daddy made this awesome TV.

Dinner. My ankles are already swollen.

Dinner. My ankles are already swollen.